求一篇30--50字的英語小笑話!急?小左說娛樂2019-05-17 11:53:25

A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents。 “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered。“You‘re a good boy,” said the mother proudly。 “Here are two cents more。 But why are you so interested in the old woman?”“She is the one who sells the candy。”好孩子小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”“她是個賣糖果的。” Two birlsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow。 Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer。Teacher: Please tell us。Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow。兩隻鳥老師: 這兒有兩隻鳥,一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子,哪隻是麻雀嗎?學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。老師:請說說看。學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。